Mars Pottery

Thank you for your interest in SpaceX’s “Pottery on Mars” Initiative.  As it turns out, You’re Fired’s sintering process uniquley meets SpaceX’s criteria.  Their goal is to place on the surface of mars, personalized creative artistic objects that can withstand the harsh atmosphere of the Mars surface.  Our Firing process “fuses” the glazes with the pottery itself, on the molecular level.  Sintering is a method used to create objects from powders and is based on atomic diffusion.  When the kilns reach 1800 degrees Fahrenheit, the atoms in the powder particles diffuse across the boundaries of the particles, fusing the particles together with the bisque, and creating one solid piece.  

Now that you know how our firing works, let’s talk about how April Fools Day works – we make a claim, you believe it enough to follow our link, and we get to exclaim April Fools! Did you miss the other names on the list?

Clara Sabell (Clear as a bell)

Ima B. Leever (I’m a believer)

Joe Czarfunee (Jokes are fun)

Zeke N. Yeshallfind (Seek and you shall find)

In addition to the above info on our “sintering” process, the Tesla orbiting earth and SpaceX’s Mission Mars are also actual real things!  We hope you had a good laugh, and hope you have a great day.  Let us know if we got you!